First round recap at Colonial (PGA Tour)

Thursday highlights from the Crowne Plaza Invitational (Golf)

Round one wrap-up (PGA Tour)

First round leaderboard (PGA Tour)

Second round tee times at Colonial (PGA Tour)

After losing last week in a playoff, David Toms holds a share of the 18 hole lead (Golf)

Lee Westwood and Luke Donald both won at the Volvo Match Play (Golf)

Paula Creamer and Michelle Wie both advance in the LPGA Tour Sybase Match Play Championship (Golf)

How to play golf Pt. 3 (Golf Digest)

The five best sudden death playoffs ever (Golf Digest)

Playboy magazine (they are still publishing?) offers their take on John Daly (Wei Under Par)

Dick Ebersol has stepped down as head of NBC Sports. What does that mean for golf? (Devil Ball)

Tiger Woods is going to fall out of the Top 10 for the first time since 1997 (Devil Ball)

How Jack Nicklaus created ESPN/Sports Center tradition (Devil Ball)

The Volvo Match Play explained (European Tour)

The 10th anniversary of the Casey Martin case (Geoff Shackelford)

Apparently Sean O’Hair is the problem, but I still blame Rory Sabbatini (Geoff Shackelford)

Thank God it’s Friday. It’s been along week for this guy. Today I’m getting my windshield replaced on my car. It’s only like 6 months over due, but hey better late than never. I’m so sick of this god-damned weather. Everyday the chances of rain changes. Monday 20%, Wednesday 40%, Friday 50%. Am I asking too much? Is some sunshine out of the question? If it rains tomorrow, I’m going to ROAST.

Recap of the first round at Quail Hollow (PGA Tour)

First round highlights from Quail Hollow (PGA Tour)

Shot of the day from DLIII (PGA Tour)

Second round tee times at the Wells Fargo Championship (PGA Tour)

Seve Ballesteros is not doing so well. I’m not the praying type, but you’re in our thoughts Seve (PGA Tour, Wei Under Par, Devil Ball)

Bubba talks abotu Tiger’s swing (Devil Ball)

If you’re picking teams for futbol who do you take, Rory McIlroy or Sergio Garcia? (Devil Ball)

Rory Sabatini is pissing off people not named Sean O’Hair or The Real AC (Devil Ball)

26 groups and 18 holes…. What to do!?! (Geoff Shackelford)

Tom Lehman is in the lead after the first round of the Regions Tradition at Shoal Creek, the Champion’s Tour’s first major (Golf Digest)

America’s top 100 most expensive public golf courses (Golf Digest)

A frame by frame look at Bubba Watson’s swing (Golf Digest)

Imagine that, Phil Mickelson is hitting good recovery shots (Golf)

Bill Haas shot a bogey free 64 to open the Wells Fargo Championship (Golf)

Rory McIlroy is house hunting again, shoots opening round 75 (Golf)

Trying to play a course called Stonewater this weekend. Keep your fingers crossed for me. The theme of the year has been wet and I’m hoping to buck the trend. I think I’ve played like 4-6 rounds so far this year and only one of said rounds has been dry. I love Ohio and all, but this needs to change. Southern Ohio is all blooming and warm, but we’re still gray and gloomy in Northeast Ohio. Sweet.

Today’s tee time for Quail Hollow (PGA Tour)

Some picks for the Wells Fargo Championship at Quail Hollow (PGA Tour)

Some possible sleeper picks for Quail Hollow (PGA Tour)

There’s a pretty loaded field at Quail Hollow (Golf)

Will Shoal Creek host another major? (Golf)

Is the fight for the World #1 ranking good for golf? Blitzkrieg says yes (Golf)

Fred Couples has only played two rounds of golf since the Masters (Golf Digest)

Charles Barkley says the tornado damage to Alabama is the worst he’s ever seen (Golf Digest)

Speaking of Chuck, he broke a club in a Pro Am (Golf Digest)

Sean O’Hair still endorsing Sean Foley on his website (Waggle Room)

Arnold Palmer played the Quail Hollow Pro-Am from the tips. Boss. (Waggle Room)

Tiger says he’ll be back for the US Open (and he’s gonna win) (Devil Ball)

Justin Rose or Anthony Kim (Devil Ball)

Dustin Johnson has picked out a new caddie (Devil Ball)

Douche bag supreme Rory Sabatini says he won’t be punished (Wei Under Par)

Rory McIlroy says he’s gonna be making some changes (Wei Under Par)

Oak Lane Country Club sells at auction (Geoff Shackelford)

Apparently the tiff between Sean O’Hair and Rory Sabatini is over slow play (Geoff Shackelford)

Olympic golf tournament? (Geoff Shackelford)

Sean O’Hair and Rory Sabatini got into a fight in the second round of the Zurich Classic? (Wei Under Par)

Congressional is gonna be hard at the US Open (Wei Under Par)

Obama only played 9 holes before killing Bin Laden; I bet you he shot 53 (Wei Under Par)

Speaking of Sean O’Hair, he’s leaving his swing coach Sean Foley (Golf Digest)

A look inside Jonathan Byrd’s bag (Golf Digest)

The hills are on fire near a golf course in Ireland (Golf Digest)

Cyril Bouniol from Abilene Christian won the Byron Nelson Award (Golf Digest)

Who is the funnest player on tour to watch? (Devil Ball)

McIlroy was just trying to “stay with the field” at the Masters (Geoff Shackelford)

Phil Mickelson purchased Scottsdale’s Sanctuary Golf Course for $2.2 million (Geoff Shackelford)

Who’s hot and who’s not (Golf)

Geoff Ogilvy has a shoulder injury and has withdrawn from Quail Hollow (Golf)

Michelle Wei and smokin hot Paul Creamer have committed to play the Sybase Match Play (Golf)

Tiger Jam raised $750k (Golf)

Speaking of Paula Creamer… More of her after the jump.
(more…)

The golf tournament of all golf tournaments, The Masters. It’s finally here!

Day 1 made me incredibly depressed. Alvaro Quiros, who is my age and Rory McIlroy, who is twenty fucking one, are in the lead. Sigh. Anyway on to the action…

(more…)

A Cuban Cohiba? Why yes, I'll take one of those for my victory cigar!

Conichiwa golf fans, time for everyone’s favorite segment, the picks.

This week, we’re adding our latest correspondent, JayV to the running, and while it might seem dickish to give him last place points so late in the game, if anyone can conjure up the minor miracle it’ll take to unseat yours truly, it’s Jay.

And while we’re welcoming Jay, I’d also like to point out the incredible feat achieved by our very own Schneider.  This week, the impossible was proven possible as Mr. Schneider managed to miss a cut in an event without a cut.  Shit like that doesn’t happen everyday, my pretties, and honestly, my belief in the supernatural has been reinforced.  It’s not everyday that you get to witness the hand of God in action, so savor the flavor.

Anyways…here are the current standings.

  1. Savant096 – 257
  2. Lefty – 476
  3. AC – 529
  4. Schneider – 629
  5. Tips – 650
  6. Old man penna – 713
  7. JayV – 713

Now onto the picks… (more…)

Tuna Golf doesn't give a shit about your win Bubba, so we took the week off.

First things first. On behalf of Tuna Golf, I apologize for our week-long hiatus. Unfortunately, none of us get paid to write for this site (like our material is worth anything to begin with…) so we’re forced to work with the rest of you high handicap lemmings in the real world.  And, like you, sometimes our jobs are extra sucky and demanding. It’s terrible, I know.  However, at least we here at Tuna Golf can still break 90, you hacks!

So what’s our first post coming off our break? A Fantasy Foursome, of course, because we’re selfish and you need to have our spencer’s expert advice. That’s right. This contest remains a blowout after last week and unless the Gods decide to unleash an F5 of mercy on the rest of us, things are unlikely to change. Current standings are (looks away):

  1. spencer – 83
  2.  lefty – 273
  3. AC – 365
  4.  schneider – 395
  5.  tips – 404
  6.  jpq – 478

On with this week’s picks: (more…)

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.